Bitter Maven Haikus

Mike’s got some good Maven haikus on his blog. I’m currently feeling more vengeful and bitter.

If maven had balls
Norris roundhouse kick I’d strike
Keel over and die!

If you had a head
I’d tear it off and stuff it
In the disposal

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